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REAL MEANING BEHIND CORPORATE LANGUAGE
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The 'Corporate' language !!


'We will do it'
means
'You will do it' ;-)


'You have done a great job'
means
'More work to be given to you' :-(


'We are working on it'
means
'We have not yet started working on the same' :-D


'Tomorrow, first thing in the morning'
means
'Its not getting done...
At least not tomorrow !'. ;-)


'After discussion we will decide -
I am very open to views'
means
'I have already decided, I will tell you what to do' O:-)


'There was a slight miscommunication'
means
'We had actually lied' :-[


'Lets call a meeting and discuss'
means
'I have no time now, will talk later' :-)


'We can always do it'
means
'We actually cannot do the same on time' 8-)


'We are on the right track but there needs
to be a slight extension of the deadline'
means
'The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.' O:-)


'We had slight differences of opinion'
means
'We had actually fought' :-D


'Make a list of the work that you do and
let's see how I can help you'
means
'Anyway you have to find a way out, no help from me' ;-)


'You should have told me earlier'
means
'Well even if you told me earlier that
would have made hardly any difference!' ;-)


'We need to find out the real reason'
means
'Well I will tell you where your fault is' :-)


'Well.... family is important, your leave is always
granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected'
means
'Well you know...' =-O


'We are a team'
means
'I am not the only one to be blamed' >:o


'That's actually a good question'
means
'I do not know anything about it' :-P
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'All the Best'
means
' You are in trouble' 8-)
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#2
That was a hilarious one. Funnypost I really enjoyed reading what sentence actually means in a corporate language. Laugh00 This depicts the situation that prevails in the corporate world. "Read between the lines" this is the rule that has to be followed in this world. Cool
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#3
^ Thanks Hyper Hyper Clap
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