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Lessons in Logic [Funny]
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If your father is a poor man,

It is your fate but,


If your father-in-law is a poor man,

it's your stupidity.


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I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.


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Practice makes perfect.....

But nobody's perfect..... .

So why practice?


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If it's true that we are here to help others,

Then what exactly are the others here for?


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Since light travels faster than sound,

People appear bright until you hear them speak.


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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?


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Money is not everything.

There's Mastercard & Visa.


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One should love animals.

They are so tasty.


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Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


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Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.


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The wise never marry.

And when they marry they become otherwise.


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Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.


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Never put off the work till tomorrow

What you can put off today.


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"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep


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There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning


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"Hard work never killed anybody"

But why take the risk


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"Work fascinates me"

I can look at it for hours


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God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends.


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The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. Why learn.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....

What more can I say........
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