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The Wrong Number
Buldeep singh went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.

Buldeep singh : Who is speaking?

Servant : Servant Sir.

Buldeep singh : Where is the Madam?

Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

Buldeep singh : What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.

Servant: What can I do now sir?

Buldeep singh : Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...

Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?

Buldeep singh : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool

Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir

Buldeep singh : What...? No swimming pool?

Servant: Yes Sir

Buldeep singh : Sorry, wrong number!!!!!!!!

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