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Funny Two Liners
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Funny Two Liners

A local newspaper ran competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line...but the least romantic second line.

Here are some of the entries they received:

-- I thought i cud love no other
until, that is, i met your brother.

-- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

-- O loving beauty you float with grace
If only you cud hide your face.

-- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
this describes everything you are not.

-- I want to feel your sweet embrace
but dont take that paper bag off your face.

-- I love your smile, your face and your eyes
Damn, I am good at telling lies.

-- My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
marrying you screwed up my life.

-- I see your face when i am dreaming
thats why i always wake up screaming.

-- My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

Roses r red..... Violets r blue
I hav five fingers.........Middle one is for u.

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