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~~~Male Assertiveness~~~
#1
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"


   
"The funeral director," said his wife.

                                               
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#2
HAHAHABig Grin
VERY FUNNY
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#3
Sardar's wife to Sardar: tusi mere naal pyar nae karday,
Sardar pointed at his 7 children & said: tay ae fir main NET tou Download kittay ne..?

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#4
^ ahahahhaha net tou download hahaha
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(01-12-2010, 10:37 AM)funchit Wrote: ^ ahahahhaha net tou download hahaha

funchit kia mera joke acha nahi laga????[Image: 1431.gif][Image: 1431.gif][Image: 1431.gif]
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(01-12-2010, 09:13 PM)zahid1981 Wrote:
(01-12-2010, 10:37 AM)funchit Wrote: ^ ahahahhaha net tou download hahaha

funchit kia mera joke acha nahi laga????[Image: 1431.gif][Image: 1431.gif][Image: 1431.gif]

acha laga isi liye tou group mai email kiya mene
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    .....     .....     Thanx...
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#8
hahaha both are nice jokes.
well done sohni and zahid
[b][font=Courier][size=xx-large][color=#006400][i]LOVE FOR ALL...Wink[/i][/color][/size][/font][/b]
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#9
GIRL: SHEIKH JEE JAB AP KO THAND LAGTI HAI TO KIA KARTAY HO???

SHEIKH: HEATER KE PAS JA KE BETH JATA HON,

GIRL: AGAR PHIR BHI THAND LAGAY???


SHEIKH: TO PHIR HEATER ON KAR LETA HON.Laugh00 Grin01


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#10
Laugh00 Laugh00 Laugh00 Laugh00 Laugh00

hahahahaaaa......
good joke Grin01 Grin01 Grin01 Grin01
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#11
great jokes.....
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