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Ek Chuha [Joke]
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Ek Cheeta Charminar Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek
Chuha wahan aaya aur bola

"Mere bhai chor do nasha, Aao mere sath bhaago, dekho ye jungle kitna
khubsurat hai, aao mere saath duniya dekho"

Cheetay ne ek lamha socha phir Choohe ke sath daudne laga.


Aage ek Haathi afeem pi raha tha, Chooha phir bola,

"Haathi mere bhai chor do nasha, aao mere saath bhaago, dekho ye jungle
kitna khubsurat hai, aao mere sath duniya dekho"

Haathi bhi sath dorne laga.


Aage gaye to Sher whisky peene ki taiyaari kar raha tha, Choohe ne use bhi
wohi kaha.

Sher ne glass side par rakha aur Choohe ko 5- 6 thappar maare.


Haathi bola,
"are ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon maar
rahe ho is bechare ko ?"


Sher bola,




















"yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine pi kar mujhe 3 ghante
jungle mai ghumata raha tha!".


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