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Black Humour

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If you have sex with your clone, are you gay or are you masturbating ?

The most powerful position is on your knees.
Sign outside of a baptist church

Guy: "Were you raised on a chicken farm?"

Girl: "No, why?"

Guy: "Cause you sure know how to raise some cock!"

Porn: It's cheaper than dating.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Raoul Duke, about Dr. Gonzo

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't deal with drugs !

A trumpet player only knows three dynamics: Loud, Louder, and Loudest.
Stephanie Tucker

How do you get a Nun pregnant? Dress her up like an Alter boy.

If it was the thought that counts... I would have been laid by many women
Kyle McCaffrey

Never despise anything that brings you to your knees.
Sign outside a local church

There's a fine line between courage and stupidity...
Jhonny Knoxville

I hated going to weddings
. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next."
They stopped that when,

I started doing it to them at funerals.

Participating in an auction on E-Bay is like participating in the Special Olympics. Even if you win,you're still retarded.
Aaron Flippo

You can't get a no if you don't ask.

I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed there would be no more war.
Abbie Hoffman, 1960s revolutionary.

It's not that life is so short, it's just that your dead for so long.

If you think you've hit rock bottom, the only thing that can cheer you up is bringing somebody else down with you.

Reality is Public opinion.
Patrick Burn

Sleep is overrated. It's like practicing death.
T. Henry

In an autocracy, one person has his way; in an aristocracy a few people have their way; in a democracy, no one has his way.
Celia Green

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Arthur Schopenhauer

I want to name my kids after people I hate, so I can beat them - and feel good about it.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end . . .
Jerry Seinfeld

I would never die for my beliefs, I might be wrong.

I fear the ignorance of others has stifled my genius.
Chris Capozzi

Childhood ends when you find out there are no monsters in your closet........and that they are really walking the streets.
Mike Hutchison

Black fella talkin to a white fella: Dear white fella,
when I'm born I'm black.
When I grow up I'm black.
When I'm cold I'm black.
When I go in the sun I'm black.
When I'm sick I'm black,
and when I die I am STILL black.

And you white fellas,
you're born pink,

you grow up white,
when you're cold you're blue,
when you're in the sun your red,
when you're sick you're green
and when you die you turn grey...

and you call ME colored !!!!

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