Porn: It's cheaper than dating.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Raoul Duke, about Dr. Gonzo
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't deal with drugs !
A trumpet player only knows three dynamics: Loud, Louder, and Loudest.
How do you get a Nun pregnant? Dress her up like an Alter boy.
If it was the thought that counts... I would have been laid by many women
Never despise anything that brings you to your knees.
Sign outside a local church
There's a fine line between courage and stupidity...
I hated going to weddings
. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next."
They stopped that when,
I started doing it to them at funerals.
Participating in an auction on E-Bay is like participating in the Special Olympics. Even if you win,you're still retarded.
You can't get a no if you don't ask.
I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed there would be no more war.
Abbie Hoffman, 1960s revolutionary.
It's not that life is so short, it's just that your dead for so long.
If you think you've hit rock bottom, the only thing that can cheer you up is bringing somebody else down with you.
Reality is Public opinion.
Sleep is overrated. It's like practicing death.
In an autocracy, one person has his way; in an aristocracy a few people have their way; in a democracy, no one has his way.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
I want to name my kids after people I hate, so I can beat them - and feel good about it.
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end . . .
I would never die for my beliefs, I might be wrong.
I fear the ignorance of others has stifled my genius.
Childhood ends when you find out there are no monsters in your closet........and that they are really walking the streets.
Black fella talkin to a white fella: Dear white fella,
when I'm born I'm black.
When I grow up I'm black.
When I'm cold I'm black.
When I go in the sun I'm black.
When I'm sick I'm black,
and when I die I am STILL black.
And you white fellas,
you're born pink,
you grow up white,
when you're cold you're blue,
when you're in the sun your red,
when you're sick you're green
and when you die you turn grey...
and you call ME colored !!!!