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Duniya Gol Hai !!!
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Duniya Gol Hai:-----

Chuha Billi se darta hai,Billi Kutte se darti

hai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai, Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,Biwi Chuhhe se

darti hai.!

Duniya Gol Hai..



Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"

sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!



Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...

Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..

Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...



Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.

Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga.

Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga?

Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga


Sardarji went to his neighbours house for function & had some snacks.

Sardar: CHAKLI Kitna different & tasty hai!

Neighbr: wo CHAKLI nahi, MOSQUITO COIL hai....



Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..?

Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?
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