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  Wrong email id-Excellent Joke
Posted by: funchit - 12-20-2009, 06:58 PM - Forum: Jokes - No Replies

A man checked into a hotel.
There was a computer in his room,
So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile... Somewhere in Houston ,
a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.


After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room,
found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:

Quote:To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 28 July 2008


I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They gave computers here,
and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in..
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Your Loving Jo.

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Wink SARDAR JEE WITH BANK LOAN...
Posted by: zahid1981 - 12-20-2009, 09:41 AM - Forum: Jokes - Replies (4)

Sardar jee ni Bank se loan le liya,
aur us ki 1 car purchase ki,
Lakin sardar jee Bank ka Loan wapis na kar sake,
Bank walay aaye aur Car le gaye.
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Sardar jee: pehlay pata hunda te Shadi vi Bank toun Loan le k karni leni si...
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.......
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  Don't copy if you can't paste! [Joke]
Posted by: funchit - 12-17-2009, 09:43 AM - Forum: Jokes - Replies (2)

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : " The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife! " The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.

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  Ek Chuha [Joke]
Posted by: funchit - 12-16-2009, 03:52 PM - Forum: Jokes - No Replies

Ek Cheeta Charminar Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek
Chuha wahan aaya aur bola

"Mere bhai chor do nasha, Aao mere sath bhaago, dekho ye jungle kitna
khubsurat hai, aao mere saath duniya dekho"

Cheetay ne ek lamha socha phir Choohe ke sath daudne laga.


Aage ek Haathi afeem pi raha tha, Chooha phir bola,

"Haathi mere bhai chor do nasha, aao mere saath bhaago, dekho ye jungle
kitna khubsurat hai, aao mere sath duniya dekho"

Haathi bhi sath dorne laga.


Aage gaye to Sher whisky peene ki taiyaari kar raha tha, Choohe ne use bhi
wohi kaha.

Sher ne glass side par rakha aur Choohe ko 5- 6 thappar maare.


Haathi bola,
"are ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon maar
rahe ho is bechare ko ?"


Sher bola,




















"yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine pi kar mujhe 3 ghante
jungle mai ghumata raha tha!".


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  Old man & A Boy
Posted by: funchit - 12-15-2009, 07:18 PM - Forum: Jokes - No Replies

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn’t his own watch to see the time.

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Wink MY MOUSE IS JAMMED...
Posted by: zahid1981 - 12-13-2009, 05:58 AM - Forum: Jokes - No Replies

Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Help Desk: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Help Desk: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?
Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I will send Screen Shot.
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  Letter to GOD...! [Joke]
Posted by: funchit - 12-10-2009, 04:50 PM - Forum: Jokes - No Replies

Letter to GOD

A little boy wanted Rs.500 very badly and prayed for weeks, But nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write a letter to GOD requesting the Rs.500 .







When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to 'God, ',
they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to
send the little boy Rs.200.. The Finance Minister thought this would appear to
be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.200, and decided to write a thanking
reply note to God, which reads:
'Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However,
I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry and those donkeys deducted Rs.300 as tax's!'

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  Funny Lessons in Logic
Posted by: funchit - 12-02-2009, 06:12 PM - Forum: Jokes - No Replies

If your father is a poor man,

It is your fate but,

If your father-in-law is a poor man,

it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....

But nobody's perfect......

So why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,

Then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,

People appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.

There's MasterCard & Visa.

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One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.

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The wise never marry.

And when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow

What you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"

But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"

I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. Why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....

What more can I say....

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  Dont Laugh... !! :)) Husband & Wife [8 Jokes]
Posted by: funchit - 12-01-2009, 10:58 AM - Forum: Jokes - No Replies

Dont Laugh..........!! Smile)


Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"




After 25 yrs wife said: Do u remember when u proposed me,
I was so overwhelmed I didnt talk for 1 hour
hubby:Yes dear that was happiest hour of my life!




A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...




Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first...




Husband : (came frm office ) Darling i m tired should
a cup of coffee
Wife: oo sure sweetheart kitchen is besides you
but plz make its strong n ya sugar shud b less..




Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever




wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date ......




Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

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  How to make a perfect Boy
Posted by: funchit - 11-29-2009, 06:18 AM - Forum: Jokes - No Replies

How to grow up a Child to make him Absolutely Charming, Beautiful , Soft-spoken, Sweet, Cute, Funny, Truthful & Extremely Intelligent?????

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Ask my MAMI PAPA Big Grin


comments please!

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